ADVERT YOUR EYES THIS BE CRACK by SoraSafaia, literature
Literature
ADVERT YOUR EYES THIS BE CRACK
A Hot Occurrence
Germany paced up and down, jiggling his hand. His very good friend, Mary Sue Bird, had arranged to meet him here in Germany. "I have something sweaty to tell you," she had said.
Mary Sue Bird was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Germany expected to see her bounce up, her cold hair streaming behind her and her sexy eyes aglow.
Germany heard footsteps, but they seemed rather red for a delicate and cute girl like Mary Sue Bird, whose tread was happy. He turned around and found Wurst staring at him.
"What are you doing here?" Wurst said lustily. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."
Germany ha
This is the part where I'm supposed to say something about myself, but instead I post irrelevent pokemon la :I
Current Residence: Hogwarts 8D Favourite genre of music: I like lots Favourite style of art: Anime and realistic Personal Quote: "I have a quote, I just can't remember it."
Well, this is awkward....
Remember meeee? I'm back from like a year of being absent on deviantart :I
I'd like to know: how is everyone? Are you guys still here D: ? And should I just delete or reply to all the long message stack things?
I can't keep up with anything anymore having to do with the online world :<
Like Hetalia and all those other crazy fads you youngersters are into *waves cane around*
I asume it means you're getting an incredibly big social life and have no need for the internet with it's ability to make friends online you've never met, it's many point of views that make you a better person, and the information about things a normal person would never know.
Or you're an incredibly lazy fatass.
I'm probably a lazy fatass.
And I want to go through that giant reply stack full of all the (mostly random)conversations I have and read all my friend's journals an
MY COMPUTER WAS BROKEN.
but fixed now.
also
I hate going though all the things I miss while I'm gone. My inbox is to like, 5000.
Also
Does anybody here browse pixiv? I want to know pokemon tags so I can spy on black and white
Edit: http://www.freewebs.com/kaedemirumo/pokemonbw.htm
PSSSSST SORA REMEMBER ME BLOBEH I KNOW YOU PROBABLY NEVER GO ON HERE EVER AND IM ALL OLD NOW AND YOU'RE ALL OLD NOW BUT I THOUGHT I WOULD LEAVE YOU AN ALL CAPS MESSAGE LIKE OLD TIMES <3